Capabilities of John Cena

John Cena can
1. Control the weather
He can kill his enemies with lightning.
2. Control the stock market
He single-handedly caused the 2009 recession.
3. Control women's menstrual cycle
It's his fault that we can't have sex as often as we want.
4. Make the best steak in the world.
He is multi talented.


And the list goes on...